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Mean Machine

32%Critics56 reviews72%Audience1,173 reviews

5.03.5Kaverage critics score, out of 1020021h 38mR

ComedyDrama

In a rough-and-tumble British prison, where murderers, thieves and assorted madmen are locked away, inmate Danny Meehan is about to lead them all in the ultimate battle of their degenerate lives -- but no one could have guessed it would be a soccer match! Now, in an all-out playoff against the despised guards, the prisoners' goal isn't just to make goals; it's to prove the indomitable nature of the spirit, no matter how much it gets kicked, bloodied or knocked around.

Directed by:
Barry Skolnick

Cast

  • Vinnie Jones

  • Jason Statham

  • David Kelly

  • David Hemmings

  • Vas Blackwood

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1h 38m

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